This is your problem: you’re dating Olga, a girl who’s hotter than paprika. She has dewy skin, great hair, a body that could stop traffic in at least 15 states, and a killer smile. There is only one tiny problem: Olga is German, and could say only two words in English - yes and please.
In all honesty, this didn’t bother you at first. As a matter of fact, it seemed almost like a wet dream come to life. A hottie who doesn’t talk — what could be better than that?
She won’t nag, won’t ask too many questions, won’t discuss your relationship and who’s splitting hairs over why? She may want to but the point is, she can’t. Of course, it never occurred to you to learn the German language online. Why should you learn German like a rocket by signing up for the Pocket German course? Olga is gorgeous, and yes and please are two words you don’t mind hearing her say often. Read the rest of this entry »
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